≥●ω●≤
作成者
Anonymous: what if they showed what was your record of pooping per day

exactly see this guy knows whats important in life

clannyphantom:

IM SO EXCITED

(via dat-dot-doe)

作成者
作成者

(Source: imaginepip, via shaebabytm)

作成者

riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

(via shaebabytm)

作成者

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via stay-pvnk)

作成者

(Source: visacredit, via rocknsushiroll)

作成者
作成者
作成者

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

image

BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

image

OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

image

THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

image

ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

image

CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

(via ruinedchildhood)

作成者

February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day

jdtumblretcetera:

image

(Source: jdtunblretcetera, via ruinedchildhood)

作成者
作成者
作成者
you are in college
you are female
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life
you are short (under 5’4”)
you text a lot
you are single, but like someone
you like a lot of different kinds of music
you are close with your mom
you don’t have a job
you have a horrible fear of bees
you have quite a few guilty pleasures
you don’t have many scars
you stay up late
you dye your hair
you enjoy iced coffee
you drink occasionally
you like to shop
your grades are fairly good
you are lazy
you are paranoid
you have a dog
you would consider going to law school
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind
you are somewhat superstitious
your first name is short
you have/had a piercing other than ears
you are not very athletic
you watch a lot of television
you read a lot
you get nervous easily
you have blue eyes
you are disorganized
you feel that you are friendly
you donate time or money to charitable organizations
you don’t hear very well
you are pale
you have a tumblr
people ask for your advice
you also ask for advice a lot
you like sushi
you’ve been out of the country
you have a food allergy
you sleep with a stuffed animal
summer is your favorite season
your birthday is in the spring
your parents are divorced
you have moved multiple times
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor
you carry a purse
you think a lot
you meditate
you seem shy, but only when you first meet someone
you like parties
something on your body hurts right now
you have a sensitive nose
you often have strange dreams
you are a bit on the hyper side

(Source: surveyhaven, via connorwalshed)

作成者

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

(Source: snoteleksthegenius, via corink)

作成者